You guys know I would never ask you to rig a silly online poll on my behalf, unless it was really important.
Well, this is really important.Anime News Network just asked its readers:
Which female anime character looks best in a ponytail?
Now, let me remind you of my qualifications here:
I am rocking an awesome ponytail, and you guys should all go vote for me.
"But," you might say, "this is a Muv-Luv site. Shouldn't be supporting Meiya, or even the Shogun?" To which I say, "as soon as there's a real Muv-Luv Alternative anime — hint hint, âge! — then go for it. For now, I'm the only thing standing between you and a Love Live victory."
"But," you might then continue,
To which I say: "Go outside once in a while. Play sports. Talk to real girls."
"But…", and hypothetical you is starting to get on my nerves here, "you freaking cut off your ponytail in Rumbling Hearts."
WELL, IT GREW BACK, OK? OTHERWISE, HOW WOULD I APPEAR AS A TERRIFYING VISION IN AKANE'S NIGHTMARES IN AKANE MANIAX?
So, in summation, I say, vote for me, vote for my awesome hair, or else Trump will win.